and i quote

dusting off the ol' blog for some quotes that have been building up on my phone


"you look like a fucked up easter egg"
-pilar


"hey, everybody called, they said stop fucking me"
-greg


Convo between tim nelson and dan v about tims jacket:
"I wear this thing every day"

"yea but you don’t wear that to work though"

"I don’t have a job"

"oh"


"they probably fuck each other and I don’t know about it"
-anonymous


"every time we drink--guaranteed good"
-bohner

hi skateboarding

fotogny (2:47:57 PM): i skate
fotogny (2:47:59 PM): look at me
mskatev (2:54:16 PM): beanie in the summer
fotogny (2:53:56 PM): hahah
fotogny (2:54:03 PM): skateboarding is so dumb

Hey pals, we're playing a show tonight at trash bar in Brooklyn. $6 admission, OPEN BAR from 8-9, we go on at 10pm. Its in Williamsburg and is off the first stop of the L train in Brooklyn. Its at a bar so you youngins probably wont be able to get in. not sure if theyre id-ing at the door but theres a chance they will. Unlike last time we played, which included being absolutely shit faced, not being able to hear, and broken strings and a floor tom in the first song, this show should be at least 37% better than last time. That being said, hope to see y'all there. Heres da link: http://www.thetrashbar.com/html/modules.php?name=GCalendar&file=viewday&y=2009&m=5&d=26&e=648

show update/preview at the visivo blog.

oh yea, deli sandwiches > subway

Friday, May 15th

The flyer says it all (click to enlarge). Come by, drink brews, peep photos, and buy a shirt. Hope to see y'all there

so once sick jerks reaches 500 posts hes being retired, but kept for archives sake. sorry hens. until then, keep occupied with these via spig hen hen .

typical kingsland crew at night:


and eric:

dont normally post links to things i write, but im happy about this one. got to dig up some old skate mags for it.

Top 5 Companies That Should've Stuck Around

Since I don’t have a digi cam, here are some thoughts, realizations and ramblings about stuff that you wont care about but I feel like writing down:
After discussing with steve, I realized that ordering two slices of pizza are necessary, and ordering one is pretty dumb. Not that two slices are always needed, there's just always a hunger for the taste of pizza, hence why you need two slices. However, upon ordering two slices today, I realized that two slices aren't really needed. Just wait 10 minutes and you'll be full, just ask my stomache after its done twisting and turning.
I realized today that I really like working across the street from FIT. Like, really, really like working across the street from FIT.
My hair is long and I like being hungover and miss living in Montclair.
Speaking of living in Montclair, about a year ago almost, me spice and steve were supposed to move in together. We found a house, and long story short, couldn’t get our shit together to rent it out. Funny/weird to think about where we would be right now if we went ahead with getting the house.
I appreciate doing things by myself. Im not sure why, but I like being a loner sometimes. Eating pizza alone is cool, coffee alone is cool, bar by yourself is cool sometimes and for some reason, works with picking up chicks. Or getting picked up i guess. Who knew.
As opposed to last summer, this summer will be awesome. Already clocking in major amount of time on the roof. Not to say that I've actually been "tanning". Just you know, being on the roof and stuff. I haven't been tan in two years.
How come people don’t use 90's terms like butt munch and ass wipe anymore? I miss those terms. Also, why is it called a blowjob and not a suckjob? Clearly theres more sucking than blowing involved.
Speaking of suck jobs I'm at work, and as im typing this it looks like im doing work and writing a lot. I'm currently typing in the same document as my "Top 5 Companies That Should've Stuck Around" article. Once im done its copy, paste, post. Simple as that and I don’t get caught. Unless someone from work is reading this now… sorry. It's during my lunch anyway, I promise.

sometimes im still drunk the next morning and have funny conversations with my friends while im sitting at my computer hating my life.

mskatev (10:17:09 AM): sup honkey
fotogny (10:17:15 AM): sup bretheren
mskatev (10:17:44 AM): nothin just spent 7 bucks on a coffee and scone
mskatev (10:17:49 AM): im bitter
fotogny (10:17:51 AM): oh good deal
fotogny (10:17:55 AM): haha
mskatev (10:18:15 AM): i didnt ask how much the goddamn scone was
mskatev (10:18:38 AM): its actually really good, takes like im eating a fucking pancake
mskatev (10:18:53 AM): i hate scone
fotogny (10:19:15 AM): hahahha
fotogny (10:27:12 AM): fucking hungoveruh
mskatev (10:27:36 AM): u hungover?
fotogny (10:28:07 AM): yea its dumb
fotogny (10:28:27 AM): slept in montclair last night and had to drive into the city this morning
fotogny (10:28:39 AM): no parking spots and had to put it in a garage
fotogny (10:28:50 AM): then i got an iced coffee but its pretty good
fotogny (10:29:19 AM): then i took the elevator and made small talk with a co worker, she got off on the 9th floor
fotogny (10:29:38 AM): then i farted in the elevator, ive had to shit since i started driving this morning
fotogny (10:30:01 AM): then i turned on my computer and went to go shit while it was turning on
fotogny (10:30:16 AM): nothing happened so now im drinking iced coffee which wil make me shit even more
mskatev (10:31:10 AM): hahahhahahaa

speaking of other blogs

made a separate blog for updates on Visivo shows, zines, music releases, etc.
Visivo Projects

link it up brahs.

skate blog

Made a blog for skate posts go check it out BookMark it!

SHREDNJ

happy good friday

long drives and skatepark dives

Went down to Miami for Spring Break with John Cruz, Rozbo, and Davy.You can't really tell, but there were like a hundred hawks circling this building.
We found this gem; only to find that it was next to impossible to skate.
Went to this abandoned Chinese theme park called Splendid China in Orlando.






Pretty sketchy in there.
Jim Greco made a pro model marble slab for us to find.

There were gnarly things in there.
From John's grandmother's house in Orlando we went to a hotel in Miami that his Aunt got for us.
This place was crazy; flat screen, hd tv.
Huge comfy beds.
An iPod player.
The Book of Mormom in place of a Bible

"Fuck yeah Fiji water! Oh wait, '$7 will be charged after consumption'. Damn!"
Hookah bars.
On every floor there were crazy blue lights down the halls.
4 pools to swim in for some reason.
Beds with canopies outside.

2 Hot Tubs that were probably filled with our pee.

All on the beach!






Awesome trip...went to the Animal Biking warehouse to TRY and skate.
All the ramps were destroyed and impossible to skate.

I became more interested in the silly graffiti.

theres no reason to scream and shout, i just came here to get kicked out (UPDATE)

UPDATE: so we'll be going on at 9:30/10:00, so be there sometime before that. i'll let you guys know if anything changes. cheers.

tonight:
first stop off the L train in brooklyn. literally right outside of the subway station on bedford ave. free za with every brew.


weve been practicing

and yelling at the top of our lungs at 3am. i know its in the middle of the week, but i know most of you will be drinking anyway. so you should come get drunk, dance, whatever. we have a drinking song to sing along to now. should be a good time. doors at 8 and we STILL dont know what time were going on, so i would say get there at 8. call me if you need directshens or something.

some words to live by:

and i quote

"well, you do have enemies"
- ryan in response to gregs mystery broken windshield

"i really love your perfume"
"this futon is really creepy"
words that were exchanged with a female one evening

"im eating chocolate and looking at blogs"
- spice, post sick jerks abandonment

SSDD

This is a compilation of the past 3 weeks of my life.Rozbo and I drank a whole bottle of Absinthe and died.

Matt Eaton writes awesome things on BJ's dirty whip

Drank wine with creeps and some buddies...

When the guys look like this.....

It's no wonder the girls started to kiss each other rather than them.

I thought it was a good idea to Super 8.

Then girls got ahold of my camera.

Nice to see they had fun with it.